Cheating
By: Tebel

Buddy was a man of much stature, everyone in the neighborhood knows him as a football freak. He loves football. Buddy mainly wears a cap, Jerzy and smokes a big cigar, hes sometimes nicknamed smokey. Buddy is also very very big, and hes also very fat, he loves to eat more than anything. Buddy is also married to a girl named sasha.

Buddy goes over friends houses alot and watches football and gets drunk. He tends to be a jerk when hes drunk and likes to punch people in the arm. He likes being dominant to other people.

Lately buddy has been suspecting that his wife has been cheating on him and this has been bothering him alot. One day he descided to stop by the gypsies store and asked her for advise. She gave him a blue glowing veil of potion and told him to drink it and it will help him solve his problems.

One night buddy went to his friends house again to watch football. He knew that his wife was at home right now cheating on him and this was driving him crazy.

"Hey buddy, whats with you? usually your yelling out by how at the tv stopping your feet."

"Oh, erm nothing." Buddy took the vial out and swirled it around thinking while puffing on a cigar. Finally he descided to up and go for it and he drank the vial. All of a sudden he started feeling sick. things were getting very wierd and swirly and he even heard his friends yell out, next thing he knew he ripped through the roof of the house and was looking down at his friends. He still had his cigar clenched in his teeth.

"BUDDY YOUR A GIANT!"

Buddy was so disorientated that he nearly stepped on his friends but then he stapped to it and realised how big he was now.

"Im big now! that means im in charge now and nothing can stop me," He looked down at his friends who were now cowering in fear, buddy grinned at the thought. "You guys stay here or ill eat yah!"

Buddy walked off into the dark night with his giant cigar in his mouth and his massive belly bounching up and down. the entire earth was shaking at his footsteps and car alarms were going off.

meanwhile back at buddys house, his wife was indeed sleeping with another man.

"Hey sasha you sure your husband is gonna be gone? hes a very big guy if he catches me then hell smush me!"

"Oh dont worry about him hes out with his friends and hell be gone for hours."

Just then the both of them stopped, they thought they felt and earthquake but something was odd about it. just then the roof ripped off and there was buddy, towering at sixty six feet tall with his fat belly hanging over them. his face had an angery look on it and his cigar was burning hot.

"SO THIS IS THE GUY WHOS SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE HUH? WELL THEN ITS MY TURN TO HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM!"

buddy reached down and picked up the terrified little man with his forefinger and thumb and clenched him in his fist so tightly that the man couldnt breach, he brought the man up to his fat face and puffed smoke on him.

Buddy then opened his fist and had the man laying on his fat hand. He took his othe rhand and ripped off his cloth and tossed it over his shoulder.

"Ahh now i wont get your cloth caught in my teeth!"

Naturally the guy thought he was exadurating but the size of his belly indicated that he would eat litterally anything. The mans life was now litterally in the palm of buddys hand. Buddy took his cigar and took it out of his mouth and then threw the little man in the air, he put his hands on his hips and opened his mouth wide to catch the falling man. The man nwo landed in his mouth and was sliding all over the place terrified of being chewed up, his mouth reeked really bad and nwo the man was coated in saliva. Buddy put the cigar back in his mouth and tortured the man by puffing on it. the man then tried to escape his mouth only to be caught by buddys teeth. buddy started to bite down little by little causing pain to th elittle man but got tired of this and then sucked him back in his mouth.

"Well little guy, time for you to make a one way trip down to my stomach, its high time i get something good to eat for now on and your first on the menu. Have fun in my big gut!"

Buddy gleefully swallowed the little man as his lump was seen sliding down his throught. buddy then let up and wet satisfying belch. He then looked down at his wife and picked her up as well. Angery enough now he descided to eat her too and swallowed her alive. Buddy slapped his belly delightfully nad placed his big cigar back in his mouth. he headed back to his friends house.

Odly his friends were still there in the house awestruck about he whole scene. THey again saw the giant buddy walking towards them with his massive stomach bouncing and swaying. his giant hands went down and grabbed his friends.

one of them finally spoke to buddy as they hovered in front of his fat face. "are you going to try and get small again?"

"Are you kidding me? LOOK AT ME! i can rule the world now! im a god and all humans belong to me. You guys are my friends so im gonna keep you around for awhile, and if you piss me off ill eat you like i did my wife and her boyfriend."

Buddy stuffed hsi friends in his stinky pockets and slammed his foot on the ground. "LOOK OUT WORLD, BUDDYS BIGGER THAN EVER, AND HES HUNGRY!" buddy started off towards the nearby city. As the people of the city are completely unaware of the hungry giant whos coming for them.

"First stop, my bosses house, i got some plans for him."

The End